KAMI The Movie

Caught it @ METROWEALTH CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 5o MINUTES of TEEN CONFLICTS!!
You should catch it because you LOVE THE SERIES, AND YOU WANT TO RETHINK ABOUT YOUR LIFE.
You should not watch this movie if you THINK MALAY MOVIES ARE LAME.

If you love One Tree Hill, then this is sort of a Malay version of it. Maybe comparing it to One Tree Hill might be a little to much, but the plot and the story line does reflect on the infamous teenage series from the US. The story overall reflects how teens today cope with family issues, friendship, social interest, and drugs, and how they generally take life for granted, but treasure friendship more than their own family.

The acting was adequate, and there was a few introduction of Malaysian indie groups here and there. Nonetheless, the recording of these indie groups was kind of awful, making the songs sound too noisy and distorted. In addition to that, the song selection was horrible, and did not match the scenes appropriately, making it hard to have the feel and the sentiments of any scene.

I think adults would be worried to see the way teens behave in this movie, as it does show how teens could easily get involved in all sort of things including drugs.... but that is the hard fact of life these days, and I'd say that whom ever does not understand teens these days should give this movie a watch. Overall, its not one of the best malay movies this year... but its worth a look at.

Eagle Eye

Caught it @ METROWEALTH CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 59 MINUTES of COMPUTER GLITCHES!!
You should catch it because you YOU'D WONDER WHAT WILL HAPPEN IF WE DEPENDED OF COMPUTER TOO MUCH
You should not watch this movie if you ARE NOT INTO HI-TECH CRAP.

The trailer would suggest that this is one of those 'must see' movies, but I'd like to rebuff that. I had a typical different idea of the movie from the trailer, and looking at it made a whole new meaning. It was a typical 'robot domination' movie, and I think I have seen a movie similar a few years back. There's a few elements which made you think this is an X-men movie, but there is also some pretty lame stuff, especially when it comes to cops chasing the supposed to be bad guy.

The ending was typical, and as far as the plot goes... it wasn't that amazing. I actually loved the idea that someone mysterious was able to give instructions to some random guy/girl through the phone, but as the story progressed, I was left dissapointed due to its typical storyline which pretty much reflected guy gets chased as a bad person by authorities, guy tries to prove his innosence, and everything is forgiven once the culprit is know. Nonetheless, the good effects covered the ordinary plot, and this was a movie I enjoyed. Nevertheless, I don't hink this is a movie I'd like to see for a second time due to its ordinary storyline.

The Love Guru

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 28 MINUTES of SEXUAL HUMOUR!!
You should catch it because you WANT TO KNOW MORE ABOUT SEXUAL ACRONYMS.
You should not watch this movie if you WANT TO MAKE FUN OF JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE.

If you plan to bring your kids for this movie, well, don't!! Seriously... unless you want your kids to grow up knowing what "BLOWME" means, literally. After all, it is rated as 18PL.

Yeah, I know, you'll be screaming "Its Mike Myers!!!", but I seriously doubt you'd enjoy this... unless of course your into these sort of jokes.

Not wanting to be so "closed minded", I felt that this movie over did it when it comes to sex jokes. I felt the movie was way worst than Kung Fu Panda, and I felt that I was disappointed. Nonetheless, if you are a huge anti-Justin Timberlake fan, you should catch this movie because I have never seen Justin Timberlake seem so gay, and you would enjoy making of fun of him for years to come.

My verdict? Urrghh.. skip this.... its just so lame.. and a waste of Jesicca Alba's acting skills.

Assembly

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 2 HOUR & 7 MINUTES of AN EMOTIONS!!
You should catch it because you LOVE WATCHING WAR MOVIES.
You should not watch this movie if you PUKE WHEN YOU SEE HUMANS BLOWN INTO SMITHEREENS.

The Assembly is quite decent considering it is "Made in China". The tale and plot gets confusing from the beginning, especially if you have not read the synopsis of the movie, but along the way... you get to know what's it all about.

As a matter of fact, the cinematography, and the effects could match any Hollywood movie, and even better. You could practically see bodies blown apart, and humans dying of war injuries. Fantastic for those whom love stuff blowing up.

One thing which really bugged me is the fact that the movie does not put in adequate sounds at certain scenes, which makes the movie somewhat missing something, or hollow at times. At moments like this, the typical "Asian" feel comes back, and you will be reminded that its not Hollywood your watching but a Chinese movie.

Other than that, this is a very decent movie, and you should watch it.

Babylon A.D.

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 30 MINUTES of BOREDOM!!
You should catch it because you WANT TO CATCH VIN DIESEL.
You should not watch this movie if you TREASURE YOUR MONEY.

I have to admit out of all the movies I have seen this year (English movies), this tops as the worst or boring one I have ever watched in the cinema. The plot was too simple, and too short to even call a story. The action was usual, and nothing close to what you would expect from a Vin Diesel movie. More disappointing is the fact that it is a star studded movie featuring Vin Diesel, with Datuk Michelle Yeoh shows not much action you'd expect from both of them, and despite the great acting by both... the plot and storyline of the movie weakens the whole show.

Positively, there are some awesome cinematography, and well.. the typical betrayal scenes, and shooting and blowing up scenes, but other than that... There is nothing worth to chout about. To tell you the truth, I almost fell asleep midway the movie due to its boring plot,and those whom watched also were heard to utter comments on how "normal" a.k.a "flat" the storyline was. Babylon A.D is surely not something you'd want to catch unless you are a die hard fan, screaming to see Vin Diesel's body. Even then,I'd still suggest that you skip this movie, big time.

Long Khong 2

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 24 MINUTES of fake blood!!
You should catch it because YOU WANT TO SEE BLOOD.
You should not watch this movie if EVEN IF YOU WANT TO WATCH WITCHCRAFT MOVIES.

I admit I have not seen Long Khong 1, but this sequel is nothing much to shout about. The plot is unattractive, and I found myself not even scared of anything. Its just too lame and too dull if compared to those better off Korean and Japanese, and even Indonesian thrillers. In fact, the plot was so predictable, I could sleep through the movie, if not of the small hope inside of me which thought that something different would happen, which eventually didn't. The only thing which stood up is the beauty of Panor.

Long Khong 2 actually plays about the Thai belief of the third eye, and how a teacher wants to get back for her being tortured in the past. It ends with lots and lots of fake blood, scary screams and not mentioning gore. Other than that, its a total waste of money, and you should think of skipping this, and watch some other movies available.

Death Race [2008]

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 45 MINUTES of brutality and fantastic car drifting!!
You should catch it because YOU'D ENJOY THE PLOT, AND YOU'LL BE AMAZED BY UNEXPECTED ACTION SCENES.
You should not watch this movie if YOU HAVE A WEAK HEART

Here is a movie which could beat all the other movies I've ever watched. Its got sex, its got speed, its got cars, its got dirt and practically everything you ever want in an action movie. Although the story is actually about the future, but the plot and action never fails to capture your interest, and that to me is a huge plus within this movie. Adding that up is the fact that the movie has sexy chicks as the navigator of the drivers, and also the use of ugly, but really powerful machines to race. Anyway, who'd think of racing cars with live ammunition would be so interesting? I wish the F1 was something like this. It would be really something.

I was actually hoping little from this movie as it is not star studded, but I walked out of the cinema feeling satisfied with the movie. The feeling that I was watching me myself playing the game Need For Speed creeps into me during the whole movie, as I could sense 'unbelievability' throughout the whole movie which was full of scenes I could only see in PC game trailers, and actions only found in games. I don't want to mention much, as I do not want to spoil it for you... but this is definitely a movie I'd recommend.

21

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 2 HOUR & 2 MINUTES of story telling.
You should catch it because YOU WANT TO LEARN HOW TO COUNT CARDS IN VEGAS.
You should not watch this movie if DON'T SEE THE POINT OF COUNTING CARDS.

The trailer of 21 was interesting. I admit I went to see this movie because the trailer made it interesting. Nonetheless, all those thoughts changed once I was in the hall, watching the movie. The plot is lame, and predictable. The story is slow, despite taking place mostly in 'happening' Vegas.

If you wonder what this movie is about, I'll give you some spoilers because I do feel that this movie is not really worth your money. Its generally about a 21 year old genius, wanting to go to Harvard Med, but having insufficient funds at disposal. He eventually go enticed to join a group of MIT students under one professor which count cards in Vegas during the weekend. Well, he got really into it, and got cocky, which led to him loosing $300000 in a single night. This made the professor angry, and hence he was the new leader of the group. However, being novice in leadership, he got caught counting cards, and eventually signed up with a security casino personnel which asked him to fish out the professor, which he actually did successfully.

The story ends with him getting in Harvard, and him getting back with his old friends which he lost along the process of being a the best in counting cards.

Ahh.. I told you the plot was boring and lame. Don't bother watching this movie, unless you want to spend 2 hours dozing out in the cinema.

WALL-E

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR & 4o MINIUTES of robotics
You should catch it because IT’S CUTE, SENSITIVE, PRACTICAL & MAGICAL
You should not watch this movie if YOU PITY CUTE THINGS BEING TRASHED

WALL-E is such a fantastic movie. During the first half an hour, you’d be presented with a small cute robot called WALL-E which does not speak much, hence making you feel you are obviously watching a Charlie Chaplin movie in animation. In fact, I had a feeling that I didn’t get my money’s worth during the first few scenes of the movie as it was just about a stupid old, rusty robot which has a job to clean the earth. To sum my feeling up, the robot hardly speaks!!! I was almost sure that the movie would have bad reviews from me.

Nonetheless, everything changed when another robot called EVE landed. The story started to mushroom… and hard cold feelings within me started to melt. WALL-E grew into me, and before I knew it, I was touched with his persistence, and his need for company. In fact, his ability to show emotions through his little actions made him more adorable, and I figure, the whole “it’s just a lame story about a robot” sentiment flew away, with a great feel of satisfaction at the end of the movie. With that said, I’d like to point out that this is a movie, which no one should miss… and I’d say that this movie is by far, the best animated movie ever produced by man!! I tell you… Disney does have MAGIC, and WALL-E is one of them!!

Susuk

Where I watched it: Metrowealth Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 55 mins
Description: Weird & Confusing
Should you watch this? : Skip this one. Save your money

I actually caught this movie because of how good of a ratings it had on one of the online movie sites gave. SUSUK is a Malaysian horror movie which revolves on voodoo, and spells to gain fame and glory. Nonetheless, despite having top actors like Ida Narina and Soffea Jane, i have to say that this is not a movie you should spend you money on. I doubt you'd end up understanding the plot, and despite the convincing acting shown, the plot of the movie is the main failure.

The main cause of disappointment towards to movie is the lack of explanation, and the huge derailment of the plot. I walked into the cineplex hoping for a lot of voodoo, and action.. but what I got was slow action, little voodoo... and a huge wondering on what actually happened in the movie. At the end of the day, I could figure out the movie, but still.... I felt there is so many untold tales, making this movie a NO-GO from my perspective.

The Mummy 3: Tomb Of The Dragon Emperor

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 53 mins
Description: Exciting
Should you watch this? : Yup..

Just like other Benden Frasier movies, this was full of witty jokes. I love the chemistry presented in the movie, and how they blended the infamous Terracotta Army with the modern world. Other than that, I don't know whether the history lessons presented in the movie is true, as I did not learn that much on Chinese history in school.

And yes, you should watch this movie. Of course, you must disregard the fact that the mummy (Jet Li) speaks English, and Zi Juan(Michelle Yeoh) and Lin(Isabella Leong) does the same too, despite being over 2000 years old, and not having any formal English education.

Like any adventure movie, you'd expect the heroes of the movie to be a huge winner, and its typically showed here. I guess, revealing too much would spoil the movie for those whom has not seen it, but I guess its suffice to say that this is a movie you ought to catch in the movies.

I'm Not Single

Where I watched it: Metrowealth Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 27 mins
Description: So-so..
Should you watch this? : Maybe, If you are bored.

If you are into Malay romance movies, then this is one of the few you should get a look at. But, if you are not really into the usual over-reacting, predictable plot, and sometimes 'weird' jokes, you might want to give this movie a skip. And when I mean 'weird' movies, I do not mean those embarrassing Senario jokes which to me is lame and not even funny.

To be frank, the story is very very predictable and simple, and how it ends, makes it somewhat awkward as you do feel there would be suspense, but it was the normal lame ending. I did enjoy the jokes, and the romantic moments in the movie, but by international standards, this is quite far. One thing which really impressed me is the way they played the theme song "Dua Jiwa" by Dakmie into the scenes of the movie. If you have extra money in your pockets, you might want to give this movie a watch. Its not really worth it as you would expect it on free-TV next year, but then again.. its a decent movie to enjoy.

Indiana Jones4: Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull

Caught it @ STAR CINEPLEX, KUCHING
Its 1 HOUR or SO of nonstop of Indiana Jones!!
You should catch it because YOU WOULD LOVE THE OLD SCHOOL TYPE OF ADVENTURES.
You should not watch this movie if YOU WATCH TOO MUCH FUTURISTIC MOVIES

I expected a lot form this movie. It was HUGE when I was small. Everyone was practically talking about how nice it was, and it set a trend of sorts, making kids go crazy of being Indiana Jones. I didn't prepare for the worst as I felt that past remakes of movies recently, and sequels of comic adaptations went by pretty well, and I hoped Indiana Jones 4 was doing the same.

Nonetheless, actions speaks more than words. I slept after half an hour through the movie. The movie made me realize that I am no more into the old-fashion treasure hunting which involves so little romance and state of the art cinematography. I have to say that if you have watched The Mummy, this story would feel so outdated with the pretty old cast. With that said, I think that Indiana Jones 4 is nothing but a failure, and nothing special could be made out of this movie.

BATMAN - THE DARK KNIGHT

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 2 Hour 35 mins
Description: Awesome
Should you watch this? : YES!!

The movie started off rather slow,but the ending was nothing short of awesome. At the end of the day, you just have to feel the pain, and if you are kind of wondering how the villain 'Two-Face' came to life, this is the Batman movie to watch.

I can't say the cinematography was that good, if compared to Hell Boy, but being a huge fan of the capped crusader, I felt the good storyline made up for every weakness in the movie. The image played by the Joker was also really outstanding, but I have to admit was a little dissapointed that the ending seemed loopy, or unfinished. Nonetheless, the Dark Knight is a movie you should not miss this year. A 4/5 rating from me.

HELLBOY (2008) - The Golden Army

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 2 Hour 05 mins
Description: Great
Should you watch this? : YES!!

I am not a fan of Hellboy. I didn't really enjoy the first one, but the second one looks promising, and so, I forked out RM10 to watch a movie that seems uncertain to be nice or not, and guess what? I liked this one.

The plot is simple. Hellboy needs to save the world... and all that yada yada yada.. superhero stuff.. Its the lame thing, with Hellboy eventually coming out on top. Putting that boring fact aside... the effects in this movie was just awesome, and the cinematography was fantastic. It wasn't that action packed, but if you love movies like X-men, Fantastic Four or Men In Black, this is one for you. Apart from that, there are small tip bits of jokes spun around the plot making you smile througout the movie, and I guess, at the end of the day it just comes down to the fact that the movie is a good way to sit down and relax with a few friends. There is nothing significant, but I'd give this a 4/5 rating as it was enjoyable.

HANCOCK

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 32 mins
Description: Great
Should you watch this? : YES!!


By all means, this is not the average superhero movie. As far as I am concern, a Will Smith movie has never disappointed me and this is no exception. The movie star's Hancock, which is played by Will Smith whom has supernatural powers(sort of like Superman, without those laser eyes). He is a drunkard, and saves people in the most unorthodox methods, that most New Yorkers hate him due to his high destruction rate to the city's property. Nonetheless, this all changed after he saves the life of PR executive, Ray Embrey whom tries to change Hancock into an iconic figure he should be. The movie also touches on how Hancock gets his powers, and how he meets his ultimate soul through Ray.

To be frank, the plot of the movie is simple, and I was kind of dissapointed to the fact that the middle end part of the movie was not as explosive as I expected. Nonetheless, with the tagline "not your average superhero", I guess, the storyline is also not the typical 'superhero' storyline, and with an ending such as what I saw, I bet my money that there would soon be a Hancock 2. I'd rate this movie at 4/5, as it is worth the money!

The Incredible Hulk

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 53 mins
Description: Great
Should you watch this? : YES!!

One of the famous comic adaptations which made waves when it was first introduced. The movie synopsis is as follows:

A cure is in reach for the world's most primal force of fury: THE INCREDIBLE HULK. We find scientist Bruce Banner, living in shadows, scouring the planet for an antidote. But the warmongers who dream of abusing his powers won't leave him alone, nor will his need to be with the only woman he has ever loved, Betty Ross. Upon returning to civilization, our brilliant doctor is ruthlessly pursued by The Abomination -- a nightmarish beast of pure adrenaline and aggression whose powers match The Hulk's own. A fight of comic-book proportions ensues as Banner must call upon the hero within to rescue New York City from total destruction. One scientist must make an agonizing final choice -- accept a peaceful life as Bruce Banner or the creature he could permanently become: THE INCREDIBLE HULK.

I felt that the movie passed my marks with flying colours, and I could easily recommend it to anyone. The cinematography in the movie was just fantastic. Acting wise was above average, and the plot of the story was crystal clear. I'm very sure that those whom enjoy action flick movies would enjoy this movie. Highly recommended by all means and I give it a 4/5!

DOOMSDAY (2008)

Where I watched it: STAR Cineplex, Kuching
Duration: 1 Hour 45 Mins
Description: So-so..
Should you watch this? : NO...

A movie without any stars, and it is decent. I'll admit. But, other than that, I didn't feel the movie was up to my standards. It starts with the Reaper virus spreading around the world, forcing a total quarantine of the whole world, and forcing a section only to be guarded and shielded from the devastating virus. To cut a long story short, Eden Sinclair was asked to find out how some humans in the quarantine area managed to survive the virus, and that is when the actual movie begins. During their quest, they were hunted down, and this is when you could see how uncivilized and how bad a world could be without any proper rules and regulations.

I can't say much over the movie as I do find movies like Resident Evil to be more appealing. The movie was kind of weak, and I didn't like the ending. There was a lot of sections in the movie which I thought was exaggerated, and too unrealistic. In fact, I kept wondering when the movie would end as there was always a moment when I felt the movie was at its climax, but in the end... it just wasn't that. In addition to that, the Malaysian Censorship Board removed lots and lots of scenes, making the movie in a total disarray, and I have to wonder why the 18PL tag should be used at all on DOOMSDAY. I should have waited for this movie to hit the TV stations, as it was far from what I expected, and at the end of the day, was just a waste of time and money. I'll give it a 2/5